Raqoon has a file on you

Someone has reported your mate to Raqoon. Add their photo, name and a ridiculous allegation. He takes the investigation very seriously, until a biscuit arrives.

A personalised 28-second video with your own inside joke. Their photo opens the file, then their name, allegation and evidence appear above Raqoon. His gravelly London dialogue stays the same.

Try: Stealing the office biscuits. Evidence: Only had one.